Pitch Shifter
Un-United Kingdom CDEP - Alternative Tentacles

When I put this disc in the stereo it was still really loud from listening to Peter Pan Speed Rock and my neighbor’s dog (a Pomeranian) freaked out. It started running around the yard yapping, barking and snarling. It kept trying to run across the yard into my lawn but it has an invisible fence; so it kept getting electrocuted when it got to the border. It would have a little convulsion and run back onto the porch. It did this six times. Maybe this record emits super high frequencies that only dogs can hear. The record only has four tracks, so I had to replay it a few times. We could all learn a lot from Pomeranians. (Joshua Spainhoward)
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